Talk about coming in 3's I've got a triumvirate hoard of cheekman ailments.
More choppers are coming so i got a sore head
and that has given me the mother of all nappy rashes
and to make it all go pear shaped spring has dredged up a very alluring case of pink eye !! (hay fever type conjunctivitis).
The recipe for suppression is
- a liberal coating of bonjela for the choppers - tastes like Sambuca...
- zinc cream for the butt - and you thought it was just for surfing the nose
- and some nasty ointment that M&D try and jamb into my eyes when im asleep - not happy man !
lucky I'm going to granny g's for the night she'll treat me right.
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