No its alright I'll get it myself thanks.

There you go team.

Just 2 and 1/2 weeks shy of the first birthday and I'm walking.
Or whatever it is we do that resembles walking when we first give this independent foot movement thing a go........ Six steps on the first go. hehe

no i'm really mobile, you'll be chasing me for the next 14 years.

Film at 11

A lil tale about Irish drinking habits

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, "You'll not be drinking anymore tonight Paddy." Paddy replies, "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then." Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face. "Shoite" he says, pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face, "Shoite" He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the pavement.......and falls flat on his face. "Bi'Jesus . . . I'm focked," he says. He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door, hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside. He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says "I can make it to the bed." He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face. He says "Fock it" and falls into bed.

The next morning, his wife Jess comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, "Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night?"

Paddy says, "I did Jess. I was fockin' pissed. But how'd you know? "

Mick phoned . . . You left your wheelchair at the pub.

anyone else got a good Irish Joke?

Australia - Love it or get out !

My pen man has been away overseas for 3 weeks so sorry about the no posting.

So after a good chat about whats good here and there I think I'll start back with a thought for all those who are lucky enough to live in the best country in the world.

Everybody knows it and they all want to live here,

We have it all, great land, awesome land from beautiful beaches to mountains, forests, deserts and coral reef brilliance.

Our skies are clean except for a few city regions, our water clean.

We have opportunity for the taking and lifestyle for the living.

Where else would you want to be ??

So for all you lucky enough to be here

Love this place, love your good fortune to be in what really is the lucky country...

and if you dont... feel free to piss off and leave.

This pic is me at one day old....

enjoy your day

cheers Max