Ha !

This must go with the purse they put out earlier this year to help a poor kiwi bloke during pub fights....

Pink eye and other treats....

Talk about coming in 3's I've got a triumvirate hoard of cheekman ailments.

More choppers are coming so i got a sore head
and that has given me the mother of all nappy rashes
and to make it all go pear shaped spring has dredged up a very alluring case of pink eye !! (hay fever type conjunctivitis).

The recipe for suppression is
- a liberal coating of bonjela for the choppers - tastes like Sambuca...
- zinc cream for the butt - and you thought it was just for surfing the nose
- and some nasty ointment that M&D try and jamb into my eyes when im asleep - not happy man !

lucky I'm going to granny g's for the night she'll treat me right.

Perals of Wisdom

Some people call them Pearls.... Im not sure,

Here's one from Dad. Must be friday.......

- live in the moment...
- be happy with what you have...
- a bird in the hand is worth two in some bush...

ie....the best most delicious and satisfying beer in the world is the fresh frothy cold one you currently have sitting lovingly in your hand. If there was no label you wouldn't give a rats because at the end of a hard day/week, after a massive surf, if you've been driving a plow, if you been tipping a cow.... matter of fact....
Anything else is pure wishfulness - and wishfulness dont get you nothing so therefore ....

live in the moment...
be happy with what you have...
a bird in the hand is worth two in some bush....



enjoy your beer this evening dad and the rest of the max lovin peeps !

Whilst we are on the subject of Kiwi's

Here are a smattering of news snippets...

AFP NEWSWIRE
WELLINGTON (AFP) — New Zealand coach Graham Henry admitted the All Blacks were scarred for life by their agonising World Cup exit as the team received an unexpectedly warm welcome home on Wednesday.

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From the Canadian Press
All Blacks receive subdued reception on return from Rugby World Cup
8 hours ago

WELLINGTON, New Zealand - The advance party of New Zealand's All Blacks returned home from the Rugby World Cup Wednesday to a subdued reception from about 1,000 fans.......The All Blacks were overwhelming favourites to win the title and had not been expected to return to New Zealand for two weeks - after the tournament final in Paris........

Among the advance party was head coach Graham Henry, who faces dismissal as a result of New Zealand's failed campaign. Henry's contract with the New Zealand Rugby Union expires in March he is not likely to be reappointed.

New Zealand has announced an independent inquiry will be held into the All Blacks' worst-ever World Cup performance.

The New Zealand union spent more than NZ$50 million (C$35 million) on the All Blacks' campaign and expects the quarter-final loss to have a severe financial impact on the sport in New Zealand.
Rugby union officials have said sponsors are drawn to the All Blacks as a winning "brand" and will be less willing to support a team which has now failed to win the World Cup in its last five attempts.

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?? where's the sense ??

The aussies lost in the QF of the Rugby World Cup??

the kiwi's lost in same?? ( but hahaha and mighty back slapping and chuckles all round)

Ford went 1,2, 3 at Bathurst - good lord/grief

is that the Axis of Evil I keep hearing about?

What the !! ??

It was there, i know it was there.....

I had crawled around the corner of the kitchen numerous times in the last few days getting closer and closer to the numerous tools and sharp implement dad had put there.

These implements had been used most recently in plastering and building reno works and I was going to have them stashed for an upcoming break out into the back yard during what they (the so called vigilant parents) thought was afternoon sleep time.

Someone must have sniffed something was afoot.

Cause they've all been moved...........

Game on peeps... game on

cue the great escape music...

It's amazing really.....

Just 2 short months of training and I got dad to do be able to do this....

I'm bringin sexy back - yeah !!