And while we are on noses....

The next person to wipe mine is going to get smacked....

damn it just leave it alone, I like it dirty !

Yes Im slack

Havent written for nearly a week but I've got a cough, mum has a cough and I really really wish everyone who wants to breath bad germs on me would just far cough too.

Number two's

mum says since i went onto solids last week I've become a crapping machine.

yeah well mum you just wait till i can get that nappy off and im gonna be a crapping throwing machine.